1 00:01:09,767 --> 00:01:13,760 - Wait me here. - Yes sir. Be careful, I fear for you. 2 00:01:13,887 --> 00:01:16,879 I rode three days to get the virgin promised to Ali Amman. 3 00:01:17,007 --> 00:01:21,398 Attentive to the mother of the virgin, and a terrible witch. 4 00:01:21,527 --> 00:01:25,076 Many knights died in the attempt to approach the girl. 5 00:01:25,207 --> 00:01:28,995 - I'm going, I'll take the virgin and come back. - ln what sense? 6 00:01:29,127 --> 00:01:32,119 - in a good way. - May Allah protect you. 7 00:01:36,447 --> 00:01:39,564 What a fatal destiny separates us? 8 00:01:39,687 --> 00:01:43,805 Because I can not be yours, my beautiful lord? 9 00:01:43,927 --> 00:01:48,523 Better to die than to marry to you, ugly tyrant! 10 00:01:51,447 --> 00:01:53,438 Giorgiafat! 11 00:01:54,567 --> 00:01:57,559 - Candiza! - Giorgiafat! 12 00:01:57,687 --> 00:02:00,406 - Your mother where is she? - Do not worry, sleep. 13 00:02:00,527 --> 00:02:04,520 I fear nothing, I have traveled miles to come to you ... 14 00:02:04,647 --> 00:02:08,686 .. I faced dangers, strikes, black out, wild eagles ... 15 00:02:08,807 --> 00:02:13,085 ..my love ! - Giorgiafat, you're a demon! 16 00:02:13,207 --> 00:02:16,995 - It's not me, and the scimitar. - Come on, let's make love. 17 00:02:20,727 --> 00:02:24,322 - Why do you call yourself that? - My love... 18 00:02:38,047 --> 00:02:42,040 - Good! - Mom, forgive us. - Shut up ! 19 00:02:42,167 --> 00:02:46,524 What a disgrace ! Lira of Ali Amman falls on me. 20 00:02:46,647 --> 00:02:50,003 Madam, to '' repair '' I'm ready to marry your daughter. 21 00:02:50,127 --> 00:02:54,120 Ali Amman will make my head cut off. But you two will pay for it. 22 00:02:54,247 --> 00:02:58,957 You did not have to make me this infamy. I transform you into salt statues. 23 00:02:59,087 --> 00:03:04,081 - No. - No! - You'll be damned and you will reach the gardens of Allah ... 24 00:03:04,207 --> 00:03:07,643 .. only in a thousand years. - What day is today ? 25 00:03:07,767 --> 00:03:13,558 Your souls will wander for centuries and they will reincarnate! 26 00:03:13,687 --> 00:03:18,283 Here we go. Your mother has menopause, he does not know what he says. 27 00:03:18,407 --> 00:03:24,846 Stop! In a thousand years, in one night full moon, at midnight ... 28 00:03:24,967 --> 00:03:28,801 ... your reincarnated souls they will meet here and they will unite. 29 00:03:28,927 --> 00:03:32,636 Only then the spell will be melted. 30 00:03:32,767 --> 00:03:37,158 Always that the soul reincarnated of Candiza is pure! 31 00:03:37,287 --> 00:03:41,280 How you were, unhappy. Pure and virgin! 32 00:03:41,407 --> 00:03:46,197 Until midnight of that full moon night. 33 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:50,525 - Otherwise ... - He realizes what bullshit are you saying? 34 00:06:18,287 --> 00:06:21,279 MUSlCA FROM TELEVISION 35 00:06:25,287 --> 00:06:28,279 GEMlTl 36 00:06:29,207 --> 00:06:33,598 > Come on, Candida ... > No, Giorgio. 37 00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:36,838 - Come on... - No. 38 00:06:36,967 --> 00:06:42,758 - Please, I can not resist. - I have not resisted it for 6 years! 39 00:06:42,887 --> 00:06:47,881 - I'm scared, and the first time. - We must have courage. 40 00:06:48,007 --> 00:06:50,999 Come on, Candida, courage. 41 00:06:51,127 --> 00:06:54,119 Courage, Candida. 42 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,841 - Courage ! - Well? 43 00:06:56,967 --> 00:07:01,722 '' Courage! '', Sandokan said diving from the highest tree ... 44 00:07:01,847 --> 00:07:04,839 ..and striking in full the submarine ... 45 00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:11,361 ..causing serious damage to external and internal structures. 46 00:07:11,487 --> 00:07:16,277 - Sandokan ... - Good! Are we already at this point? 47 00:07:16,407 --> 00:07:21,401 The '' mechanism '' e I had to get loose. Be modern! 48 00:07:21,527 --> 00:07:24,519 - We were not doing anything. - Shut up ! 49 00:07:24,647 --> 00:07:27,036 I am surprised, accountant. 50 00:07:27,167 --> 00:07:31,160 Modern? I am capable of it to make a Swedish mother blush. 51 00:07:31,287 --> 00:07:35,678 Please, dear, come, follow me. 52 00:07:37,087 --> 00:07:40,477 Do you want to make love? Tell it! Not you need these subterfuges. 53 00:07:40,607 --> 00:07:43,599 Wow the new sofa! Come. 54 00:07:43,727 --> 00:07:46,366 Here you are more comfortable. 55 00:07:46,487 --> 00:07:52,483 Here and better, no? A big bed and spacious, the bathroom nearby. 56 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:56,801 A bit of diffused light. 57 00:07:57,007 --> 00:07:59,396 A little bit of music. 58 00:07:59,527 --> 00:08:03,918 - Do they need clean towels? - Do not bother. 59 00:08:04,047 --> 00:08:06,766 Accountant, spend the night here. 60 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:11,802 I can not, I have to leave, they have me transferred to a bank in Rome. 61 00:08:11,927 --> 00:08:15,317 - Then hurry up! - You make yourself what are you saying? 62 00:08:15,447 --> 00:08:20,237 - Do not worry, you'll think about it. - I will do it ! - Good boy ! What a male! 63 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:22,358 I leave you. 64 00:08:23,487 --> 00:08:26,479 Your mother is right, it's you who ... 65 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:32,284 But if you become a mother girl like me, I'm not guilty! 66 00:08:32,407 --> 00:08:37,401 Even that scoundrel of your father he had promised to marry me! You do it. 67 00:08:38,087 --> 00:08:41,477 For twenty years he has persecuted me with the story of the mother girl. 68 00:08:41,607 --> 00:08:45,998 ''Men are all the same... if you do, they do not marry you anymore ... '' 69 00:08:46,127 --> 00:08:51,884 - I'll marry you as soon as I find a home. - Papa also told him to mom. 70 00:08:52,007 --> 00:08:55,397 Now I'll show you what your father told you! 71 00:08:58,087 --> 00:09:03,480 - What were we saying? - What you have to do to go to Rome. - Yes, I'm going, bye. 72 00:09:03,607 --> 00:09:06,997 I'll let you know as soon as I arrive. Hello. 73 00:09:15,887 --> 00:09:22,042 Come in. Stay down. You do not move! 74 00:09:22,167 --> 00:09:24,601 Hurry up ! 75 00:09:24,727 --> 00:09:28,322 - Everything inside. - What balls' ste robberies ! Is it like that also in Milan? 76 00:09:28,447 --> 00:09:34,124 We spent a lot of time in Milan on the ground, but there was the carpet! 77 00:09:34,247 --> 00:09:37,239 - Hurry up. - Yes. - How's the house? 78 00:09:37,367 --> 00:09:41,758 I did not find anything. There are only apartments for office use. 79 00:09:41,887 --> 00:09:45,277 They invented the fair canon not to marry people. 80 00:09:45,407 --> 00:09:49,116 I found him an apartment with three rooms, kitchen and two bathrooms. 81 00:09:49,247 --> 00:09:52,239 We live there, my wife, two sons and my mother-in-law. 82 00:09:52,367 --> 00:09:56,758 Shut up ! I killed the cashier of the Monte dei Paschi. 83 00:09:56,887 --> 00:10:00,277 Have you heard ? They killed Righetti, the cashier of Monte dei Paschi. 84 00:10:00,407 --> 00:10:04,195 Poor thing! We were at school together. I loved him. 85 00:10:04,327 --> 00:10:10,323 - What a disgrace ! - He lived for rent ? - Yes, on the lungotevere. 86 00:10:10,447 --> 00:10:15,362 - Poor thing. Leave his wife and three children. - And does the house leave her? 87 00:10:16,687 --> 00:10:20,680 Yes. Is it free? How many rooms ? 88 00:10:20,807 --> 00:10:24,197 - Really ? - Director, sign here, please? 89 00:10:24,327 --> 00:10:27,319 Mister President, I told her about the BOTs. 90 00:10:27,447 --> 00:10:30,837 They could be a good deal, I recommend it. 91 00:10:30,967 --> 00:10:34,755 But if he wanted to pass here in our offices, it would ... 92 00:10:34,887 --> 00:10:38,675 No, I was talking to myself. Tell me: the apartment? 93 00:10:38,807 --> 00:10:42,800 Dr. Allegri, it's about an attic and superattico. 94 00:10:42,927 --> 00:10:46,920 Living room, dining room, six bedrooms, three bathrooms ... 95 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:49,436 ..a Piazza di Spagna. 96 00:10:49,567 --> 00:10:53,958 We rent it for 300,000 lire a month to a trusted person. 97 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:58,603 - 300,000? - Do you think it too much? Do not you care? Patience! 98 00:10:58,727 --> 00:11:03,323 No ! I'll take it ! For references, I work in the bank, so ... 99 00:11:03,447 --> 00:11:07,235 So there's no problem, the apartment is his. 100 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:10,040 For the definition of the contract how am I staying? 101 00:11:10,167 --> 00:11:16,163 Stay shit! Unfollow to believe in fairy tales, pirla! 102 00:11:18,287 --> 00:11:21,677 - I'm a moron. - I agree ! 103 00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:25,800 Giorgio, do not take it! For I can host you a few days. 104 00:11:25,927 --> 00:11:29,715 - So save. - There's Gaetano, my dog ​​... 105 00:11:29,847 --> 00:11:33,442 .. I do not want to leave him alone. - We find a corner for him! 106 00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:37,560 In a corner they do not enter not even the legs. Bring the 47! 107 00:11:37,687 --> 00:11:43,398 Yes, eat, eat! Look what you've done! 108 00:11:43,927 --> 00:11:48,318 You must understand that this is not your house, and a guesthouse! 109 00:11:49,247 --> 00:11:53,638 I'm working all day and a looking for a house and you repay me like this? 110 00:11:53,767 --> 00:11:56,759 When I got you you weighed a pound and a half ... 111 00:11:56,887 --> 00:12:00,038 ..and now you're worse of the Trans-Siberian! '' Pirla ''! 112 00:12:00,167 --> 00:12:04,558 If the mistress sees this mess, sends us away kicked in the ass! 113 00:12:04,687 --> 00:12:07,679 KNOCKING AT THE DOOR 114 00:12:07,807 --> 00:12:10,799 - Who is it ? > It's me, accountant, can I enter? 115 00:12:10,927 --> 00:12:13,725 I'm not presentable. 116 00:12:15,087 --> 00:12:18,875 Excuse the mess, we have had an animated discussion. 117 00:12:19,007 --> 00:12:22,363 Look what he has done his dog ! 118 00:12:22,487 --> 00:12:25,479 Gaetano is a bit lively but it is very sweet. 119 00:12:25,607 --> 00:12:28,599 Very sweet ! He bitten me! 120 00:12:28,727 --> 00:12:32,242 That's enough ! Tomorrow I pay the rent and leave the room free. 121 00:12:32,367 --> 00:12:35,359 I hold the deposit to pay damages. 122 00:12:35,487 --> 00:12:39,082 This is a pension, not a kennel! Clear? 123 00:12:45,047 --> 00:12:48,039 Did you understand ? Now what should I do to you? 124 00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:51,557 I should get my hands on it! 125 00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:55,680 You finished doing the slacker! I will find you a serious job. 126 00:12:55,807 --> 00:12:59,004 Other than the barman! 127 00:12:59,127 --> 00:13:04,918 This is the dining room that from on S. Salvatore square in Lauro. 128 00:13:05,047 --> 00:13:09,040 Here there is American cuisine with the most modern equipment. 129 00:13:09,167 --> 00:13:12,364 Here are the toilets. 130 00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:16,480 A last type bathroom with very precious majolica. 131 00:13:16,607 --> 00:13:19,997 The heating is autonomous. She likes ? 132 00:13:20,127 --> 00:13:22,925 The apartment is beautiful ... 133 00:13:23,047 --> 00:13:26,039 .. maybe and a bit 'too demanding. 134 00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:28,556 Maybe yes. 135 00:13:32,327 --> 00:13:37,117 - Will not it be a little wet? - No ! They are old, solid houses ... 136 00:13:37,247 --> 00:13:43,243 ..well made, with the walls of tufa and the Carrara marble floors. 137 00:13:43,367 --> 00:13:47,360 Walls like these no longer make it. 138 00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:54,075 - Enjoy your meal. - Thank you. 139 00:13:54,207 --> 00:13:59,156 - Some retouching needs to be done. - Yes, those keys are bad for them. 140 00:13:59,287 --> 00:14:02,279 - Gia. - How much ? 141 00:14:02,407 --> 00:14:05,797 - Little. It's nothing for her. - I work at the bank. 142 00:14:05,927 --> 00:14:09,363 - A banker ... - Banking! - There is not much difference. 143 00:14:09,487 --> 00:14:13,685 For an apartment like this Fewer than 600,000 lire a month. 144 00:14:13,807 --> 00:14:18,119 - Well ... - There are also 15 million for furniture. 145 00:14:18,247 --> 00:14:21,637 So I have to talk to him, We live together. 146 00:14:21,767 --> 00:14:26,841 Did you hear, Gaetano? What do you think about it ? 147 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:29,959 PETO 148 00:14:30,367 --> 00:14:33,245 Disagrees. 149 00:14:33,367 --> 00:14:37,360 Three by seven ... 150 00:14:37,487 --> 00:14:43,278 ... equal twenty one. I was right ! 151 00:14:44,407 --> 00:14:49,003 - Accountant ! Asshole! - As he said ? 152 00:14:49,127 --> 00:14:53,723 Asshole! They are Panzironi Emilio. Give me a checkbook. 153 00:14:58,967 --> 00:15:02,755 Director, there is a gentleman who wants a checkbook ... 154 00:15:02,887 --> 00:15:08,519 ..and he gave me an asshole. Also for our credit institute ... 155 00:15:08,647 --> 00:15:11,639 Take a look at the position of this peasant. 156 00:15:14,767 --> 00:15:19,761 Panzironi ... Emilio. 157 00:15:22,887 --> 00:15:26,880 Then... 2 billion, 893 million, 450,000 ... 158 00:15:27,007 --> 00:15:30,363 Give him the checkbook, asshole! 159 00:15:35,487 --> 00:15:37,478 Good morning thank you. 160 00:15:39,407 --> 00:15:43,844 - Are you looking for a house? - Yes. - I have what you need for her. 161 00:15:43,967 --> 00:15:48,961 A large, beautiful villa a little outside Rome. 162 00:15:49,087 --> 00:15:52,079 Call this number. It's a deal. 163 00:15:52,207 --> 00:15:56,246 - Merry, how's the dollar? - Fine thanks. 164 00:15:56,367 --> 00:15:58,756 Did he say? 165 00:16:08,687 --> 00:16:13,078 - lmmobilcasa, ready? - Telephone for that villa. 166 00:16:13,207 --> 00:16:17,200 - On the Appia Antica? - Yes. Is it very expensive? 167 00:16:17,327 --> 00:16:21,320 No, it's a fabulous opportunity! Fully furnished ... 168 00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:26,441 .. on two floors, with indoor pool. 250,000 lire a month without deposit. 169 00:16:26,567 --> 00:16:31,561 I have no time to lose. The usual fool! 170 00:16:31,687 --> 00:16:34,724 - I was talking about me. - I did not doubt it. 171 00:16:34,847 --> 00:16:37,441 They all come to you! 172 00:16:37,567 --> 00:16:42,277 - They offered me a villa with swimming pool. - Really ? 173 00:16:42,407 --> 00:16:45,205 I understand, and another joke. 174 00:16:45,327 --> 00:16:48,319 - Giorgio, where are you sleeping? - ln the car. 175 00:16:48,447 --> 00:16:54,044 - Yet ? - To cut ! The phone it costs. - He called him. - All right. 176 00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:59,161 Love, hurry up. Find a home, a hut, but hurry up! 177 00:16:59,287 --> 00:17:02,279 - We must get married soon. - You love me ? - Yes. 178 00:17:02,407 --> 00:17:06,798 - I want to be with you. - Me too, but there are no houses. 179 00:17:06,927 --> 00:17:10,522 - I had thought of a prefabricated semi-removable. - What? 180 00:17:10,647 --> 00:17:13,639 - A trailer. - My mother does not come. 181 00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:16,998 Your mother must necessarily come to live with us? 182 00:17:17,127 --> 00:17:21,723 - I can not come without her. - We'll talk about it, I've finished the tokens. 183 00:17:21,847 --> 00:17:24,839 - Call back soon. - Yes, bye. - Hello. 184 00:17:29,927 --> 00:17:33,920 Gaetano! Be good, come here! 185 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:38,760 Bravo, Gaetano, listen to what you have to do. 186 00:17:38,887 --> 00:17:40,957 Go by car ... 187 00:17:50,247 --> 00:17:52,238 Who was ? 188 00:17:52,367 --> 00:17:55,359 You know I do not want to that you give confidence to strangers. 189 00:17:57,287 --> 00:18:00,677 Here we go. Calm, do not pull! 190 00:18:00,807 --> 00:18:04,197 Come on ! Stop! 191 00:18:04,327 --> 00:18:07,125 Wait up. Damn misery! 192 00:18:07,247 --> 00:18:10,842 Sometimes you have such urban ways I would break your face. 193 00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:14,755 You look like a beast. Not there, I drive! 194 00:18:27,847 --> 00:18:32,238 I spoke with Candida. He's fine, he greets you. 195 00:18:32,767 --> 00:18:35,918 His mother insists in wanting come and live with us. 196 00:18:36,047 --> 00:18:39,039 (the dog speaks) '' What balls! '' 197 00:18:43,487 --> 00:18:46,479 - You talked ? - '' l dogs do not speak. '' 198 00:18:46,607 --> 00:18:50,395 In fact! I wanted to say well! 199 00:18:59,287 --> 00:19:04,281 What do you have today? Keep calm, Gaetano. 200 00:19:04,407 --> 00:19:07,399 Go behind. Do you want to drive? 201 00:19:07,527 --> 00:19:10,519 You do not have the pink sheet, can not be done. 202 00:19:10,647 --> 00:19:14,117 Do you want to sit here? Comfortable. 203 00:19:16,287 --> 00:19:18,960 No, I have to go left. 204 00:19:19,087 --> 00:19:21,840 Stop it, I have to go left. 205 00:19:29,287 --> 00:19:31,278 Stop that ! 206 00:19:39,807 --> 00:19:42,401 What are you doing, you imbecile? 207 00:19:42,527 --> 00:19:47,647 I wanted to turn left, Gaetano he put the arrow on the right ... 208 00:19:47,767 --> 00:19:51,521 - You drive like a dog! - I can not blame her. 209 00:19:53,127 --> 00:19:55,766 Gaetano! Gaetano! 210 00:19:55,887 --> 00:20:01,644 Gaetano! Come here. Where are you going ? Be good, come back. 211 00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:04,156 Gaetano! 212 00:20:05,487 --> 00:20:07,478 Wait up. 213 00:20:16,287 --> 00:20:19,597 Why did you get on the bus? Where do you want to go ? 214 00:20:19,727 --> 00:20:23,640 - That dog and his? - No. 215 00:20:23,767 --> 00:20:26,884 He can not stay here, he has to get off. 216 00:20:27,007 --> 00:20:30,363 Let him go down! 217 00:20:38,527 --> 00:20:42,520 Come down, do not be a fool. I left the car in the street. 218 00:20:42,647 --> 00:20:46,435 If they still scold me, I'll break your face ! 219 00:20:46,567 --> 00:20:50,958 Who do you think you are ? Think can you do anything you want? 220 00:20:51,087 --> 00:20:54,238 Put your head in place. Come down, do not be a fool. 221 00:21:11,927 --> 00:21:18,321 If you keep that, tear off your pedigree! 222 00:21:18,447 --> 00:21:23,396 - It's sure that dog is not it? - It's mathematical! 223 00:21:38,407 --> 00:21:42,525 I come down too. Gaetano! Gaetano! 224 00:21:42,647 --> 00:21:44,638 Gaetanino! 225 00:21:46,367 --> 00:21:49,120 It is not our home, come back! 226 00:21:52,927 --> 00:21:55,316 Gaetano! 227 00:21:56,887 --> 00:21:59,879 Excuse me, the dog went down from the bus and entered here. 228 00:22:00,007 --> 00:22:03,397 - I'm Battistini dell'lmmobilcasa. - Pleasure. 229 00:22:03,527 --> 00:22:07,315 - Is Mr. Giorgio Allegri? - Yes. - I was waiting for her. 230 00:22:07,447 --> 00:22:13,044 - Waited for me? - Yes, she likes ? - What ? 231 00:22:13,167 --> 00:22:20,482 The Villa ! It is not you, Mr. Merry who called me yesterday? 232 00:22:20,607 --> 00:22:24,202 For the villa from 250,000 lire a month? 233 00:22:24,327 --> 00:22:26,318 It's this one ! 234 00:22:26,447 --> 00:22:31,840 - I gave him an appointment for today at 16.00? - Yes. 235 00:22:31,967 --> 00:22:33,958 ln fact! 236 00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:40,196 I have little time, but I would like to show you the winter garden and the swimming pool. 237 00:22:40,327 --> 00:22:45,117 - On that side we go to the cellar. - Going through the pool? 238 00:22:45,247 --> 00:22:49,126 The pool was built later. It is air-conditioned ... 239 00:22:49,247 --> 00:22:53,240 ..to keep it right plants and water temperature. 240 00:22:53,527 --> 00:22:59,443 - How much does it cost? - It's all included in the price. 241 00:22:59,567 --> 00:23:04,766 - In 250,000 lire? - Yes. - Is there something under it? 242 00:23:04,887 --> 00:23:08,402 - Yes. - I have to leave 300 million deposit? 243 00:23:08,527 --> 00:23:12,520 No, this is not it. I'll tell you right away ... 244 00:23:12,647 --> 00:23:16,196 .. worse: there are ghosts! 245 00:23:16,327 --> 00:23:20,718 - the ghosts? - It makes you laugh, but there are. 246 00:23:20,847 --> 00:23:25,841 - Do you believe in ghosts? - I'm looking for a home for months, I live in the car with the dog. 247 00:23:25,967 --> 00:23:30,961 It's uncomfortable, there's no gas! I'll come to live here even with ghosts! 248 00:23:31,087 --> 00:23:36,286 Well. We look for the person that manages to exorcise the villa. 249 00:23:36,407 --> 00:23:39,922 If it succeeds, so much the better! Here are the keys. 250 00:23:40,047 --> 00:23:45,167 - The contract? - There's no hurry. - I want to rent villa and ghosts. 251 00:23:45,287 --> 00:23:50,281 I wanted to clarify that the villa is furnished and everything works well. 252 00:23:50,407 --> 00:23:54,798 - Here is the signed contract. - The garden deals with ... 253 00:23:54,927 --> 00:23:59,125 ..Erpidio Tommassini, a good person. 254 00:23:59,247 --> 00:24:02,523 Naturally it is understood in the rental price. Good morning. 255 00:24:02,647 --> 00:24:04,638 See you later. 256 00:24:05,567 --> 00:24:07,558 Ghosts! 257 00:24:09,887 --> 00:24:11,878 Fanta ... 258 00:24:13,287 --> 00:24:15,278 Sorry ! 259 00:24:34,287 --> 00:24:37,279 ULULATED IN THE DISTANCE 260 00:24:37,807 --> 00:24:39,798 Gaetano! 261 00:24:41,527 --> 00:24:43,518 Gaetanino! 262 00:24:44,447 --> 00:24:46,438 Nino! 263 00:24:51,287 --> 00:24:54,279 howl 264 00:25:00,287 --> 00:25:03,279 Gaetano! I signed, I rented it. 265 00:25:05,887 --> 00:25:10,005 Gaetanino! ULULATl 266 00:25:12,127 --> 00:25:14,516 Where are you ? 267 00:25:15,047 --> 00:25:19,438 You do not know the house, it could be dangerous. 268 00:25:31,567 --> 00:25:33,558 Gaetano! 269 00:25:35,087 --> 00:25:38,079 THE DOOR Sl CHlUDE 270 00:25:53,087 --> 00:25:57,080 Gaetano, where are you? howl 271 00:26:06,207 --> 00:26:08,596 You are there ! 272 00:26:09,007 --> 00:26:12,886 Come away. Look at that place dirty and shabby! 273 00:26:16,607 --> 00:26:22,204 They told me that they are there the ghosts. I'm not scared ... 274 00:26:22,327 --> 00:26:25,797 .. Now I'm going to poop. Hello. 275 00:26:44,287 --> 00:26:47,279 NOISE LNDlSTlNT 276 00:26:49,127 --> 00:26:51,516 Is there anyone ? 277 00:26:52,447 --> 00:26:56,440 What's this noise ? I know him. 278 00:26:56,567 --> 00:26:59,957 A person who drinks? Who drinks in my house? 279 00:27:14,207 --> 00:27:17,005 Ahh! An eagle ! 280 00:27:24,487 --> 00:27:27,365 - Good evening. - Good evening. 281 00:27:27,487 --> 00:27:29,876 - Speaks ? - Sure ! 282 00:27:31,007 --> 00:27:35,000 They told me about her, but I could hardly believe it. 283 00:27:35,127 --> 00:27:38,597 I'm the new tenant, indeed, a roommate. 284 00:27:38,727 --> 00:27:43,437 The house is so big that we could live both without disturbing us. 285 00:27:43,567 --> 00:27:47,958 I work in the bank during the day and at night I sleep. 286 00:27:48,087 --> 00:27:52,683 If she were to do something like squeaks, crunches ... 287 00:27:52,807 --> 00:27:55,401 I would not bother you. 288 00:27:55,527 --> 00:28:01,397 - As for the pool ... She swims ? - No. - I imagined it. 289 00:28:01,527 --> 00:28:05,520 - Giorgio Allegri. - Erpidio Tommassini. 290 00:28:07,887 --> 00:28:12,881 I came to prune roses and to give water to plants. 291 00:28:13,007 --> 00:28:17,125 It always makes that noise when do you walk? 292 00:28:17,247 --> 00:28:21,604 - Guilt of the boots. Sorry. - She is English ? - No ! 293 00:28:21,727 --> 00:28:27,518 I'm from Trapani, but I worked in a castle in Cornwall. 294 00:28:29,447 --> 00:28:33,281 - Do you own a dog? - Yes. 295 00:28:33,407 --> 00:28:36,797 Today it is very nervous, I do not know what happens to him. 296 00:28:36,927 --> 00:28:40,078 You will have sniffed the damned soul of the Saracen. 297 00:28:40,207 --> 00:28:43,517 - The Saraceno? - They told her that the house ... 298 00:28:43,647 --> 00:28:47,720 - It's full of ghosts. - But no ! - In fact, they are all bales! 299 00:28:47,847 --> 00:28:50,805 There is only one ghost. It is not bad. 300 00:28:50,927 --> 00:28:57,719 It never bothered me, just know how to take it. 301 00:28:57,847 --> 00:29:01,362 NOISE LNDlSTlNT Now I slit his face. 302 00:29:01,487 --> 00:29:06,277 No, please, animals are like plants, just know how to treat them. 303 00:29:06,407 --> 00:29:09,399 Let me think about it. Excuse me. 304 00:29:09,527 --> 00:29:13,918 Ghosts, Saracen ... All bales! 305 00:29:17,287 --> 00:29:20,279 SQUlLLl Dl TELEPHONE 306 00:29:21,407 --> 00:29:24,399 Ready? Accountant ! 307 00:29:25,527 --> 00:29:30,521 How do you say? Even a villa? 308 00:29:30,647 --> 00:29:35,641 I understood. Yes, I realize. 309 00:29:35,767 --> 00:29:39,760 I do not know, we'll see. The Candida pass. 310 00:29:39,887 --> 00:29:42,879 And he. from here I do not move. 311 00:29:43,007 --> 00:29:47,000 I do not want to end up in Rome the zulu! You do as you wish. 312 00:29:47,127 --> 00:29:51,120 Giorgio, my love! Did you really find a villa? 313 00:29:51,247 --> 00:29:54,239 When do we leave ? I do not know. 314 00:29:54,367 --> 00:30:00,044 - Mum does not want to come to Rome. - Good! Not dead! 315 00:30:00,167 --> 00:30:03,159 Imagine if I go to Rome! 316 00:30:03,887 --> 00:30:07,482 - Do not worry ... - Tomorrow we leave. I'm going to pack. 317 00:30:07,607 --> 00:30:10,485 We leave immediately! How is the villa? 318 00:30:10,607 --> 00:30:15,601 TOSSlSCE Do not smoke while I speak! 319 00:30:17,727 --> 00:30:22,721 The villa is wonderful, there is a large boulevard and the swimming pool ... 320 00:30:22,847 --> 00:30:26,601 ..and the door opens by itself. - Automatically? 321 00:30:26,727 --> 00:30:29,719 Virtually yes. 322 00:30:29,847 --> 00:30:35,558 Then there are the stairs, a door, a salon with the shadow of the gardener ... 323 00:30:35,687 --> 00:30:39,680 - Such as ? - Then I'll explain. 324 00:30:39,807 --> 00:30:42,799 They say that they happen here strange things. 325 00:30:42,927 --> 00:30:44,997 I'll explain. 326 00:30:45,127 --> 00:30:48,164 Do not joke ! What's the weather like in Rome? 327 00:30:49,687 --> 00:30:53,680 Here there was a downpour, but now the good weather is back. 328 00:30:53,807 --> 00:30:59,200 - So there's some asshole here ... - Giorgio, what are you saying? 329 00:30:59,327 --> 00:31:02,717 FRACASSO FROM THE PHONE Ready? George ? 330 00:31:02,847 --> 00:31:06,203 - Did the line fall? - No, and dropped a vase. 331 00:31:06,327 --> 00:31:11,685 I do not understand you, however we leave at 9.30 and arrive at 10.30. 332 00:31:11,807 --> 00:31:15,800 Hello sweetheart. See you tomorrow. Then I'll explain. 333 00:31:19,087 --> 00:31:24,081 - What happened ? - The ghost breaks the balls! 334 00:31:24,207 --> 00:31:29,600 ghosts are like dogs, enough know how to take them. I go to the hospital. 335 00:31:41,087 --> 00:31:43,681 What a nasty dog! 336 00:31:43,807 --> 00:31:47,402 If it were smaller, I would try with violence. 337 00:31:51,967 --> 00:31:55,562 I understand, you're ordered. Thank you. 338 00:31:55,687 --> 00:32:00,044 Morning breakfast at 8.00 then tidy up the house, go shopping ... 339 00:32:00,167 --> 00:32:02,556 wash my underwear ... 340 00:32:04,887 --> 00:32:07,879 I wash them! 341 00:32:26,847 --> 00:32:29,645 We'll cut the nails tomorrow! 342 00:32:33,287 --> 00:32:36,677 Here it is. I'll reopen you tomorrow morning. 343 00:32:37,287 --> 00:32:39,881 Remember to turn off the light. 344 00:32:50,927 --> 00:32:52,519 It is you ? 345 00:32:53,647 --> 00:32:57,037 I'm not used to sleep with people I do not know. 346 00:32:57,167 --> 00:33:01,479 I do not even know if you are a man, a woman or a ... 347 00:33:01,607 --> 00:33:04,679 Find another place, the house is big. 348 00:33:04,807 --> 00:33:09,403 I'm not afraid of you and I will not go away. 349 00:33:09,527 --> 00:33:12,917 On the contrary, Candida will arrive tomorrow and here everything will happen! 350 00:33:13,047 --> 00:33:17,677 I do not want to do "things" while you are watching them! 351 00:33:21,407 --> 00:33:24,205 I see you understand. 352 00:33:24,727 --> 00:33:26,126 Good night. 353 00:33:27,687 --> 00:33:30,679 MUSlCA FROM THE LARGE PLAN 354 00:33:43,487 --> 00:33:47,480 Enough of this music! You can not take it anymore! 355 00:33:48,407 --> 00:33:53,197 I understand, there is not enough education for cohabitation ... 356 00:33:53,327 --> 00:33:58,321 .. hence from this moment command only me! 357 00:34:19,047 --> 00:34:21,607 Done ! 358 00:34:21,727 --> 00:34:25,117 Now you understand with whom you are dealing. 359 00:34:29,247 --> 00:34:31,841 Are you kicking my ass? 360 00:34:37,887 --> 00:34:41,675 All right, you're stronger. 361 00:34:47,167 --> 00:34:49,556 School of Cremona? 362 00:34:49,687 --> 00:34:54,681 Do you want to play? It sounds. Music is a fact of culture! 363 00:36:04,487 --> 00:36:06,876 Did you end up messing up? 364 00:36:10,287 --> 00:36:13,085 You've put everything back in order. 365 00:36:13,207 --> 00:36:15,596 Also of the? 366 00:36:19,887 --> 00:36:22,276 You do not make jokes! 367 00:36:28,887 --> 00:36:33,677 Even here and all right. They are casinos but ordered. 368 00:36:33,807 --> 00:36:36,401 We'll deal with you later! 369 00:36:57,087 --> 00:37:01,877 My children and mine are here mother-in-law who, fortunately, is a widow. 370 00:37:02,607 --> 00:37:07,601 Here we sleep my wife and I My brother-in-law is with his family. 371 00:37:07,727 --> 00:37:11,720 - Take a seat. - It's OK for me. We'll be four. 372 00:37:11,847 --> 00:37:14,759 lo, the dog, my wife and my mother-in-law. 373 00:37:14,887 --> 00:37:18,721 If you have a villa so beautiful and big why would you give it to me? 374 00:37:18,847 --> 00:37:21,964 It's too beautiful, big and luxurious ... 375 00:37:22,087 --> 00:37:25,079 ..we are not used to, we feel uncomfortable. 376 00:37:25,207 --> 00:37:28,404 There are three bathrooms above and two below. 377 00:37:31,447 --> 00:37:34,245 Kill, that '' tranvata ''! 378 00:37:38,007 --> 00:37:40,202 - Did you see the referee? - That has ? 379 00:37:46,367 --> 00:37:49,040 I take a drink. 380 00:37:56,887 --> 00:37:59,685 Here ... What are you doing ? 381 00:37:59,807 --> 00:38:02,799 Hey! What are you doing ? 382 00:38:03,927 --> 00:38:06,919 - I fell asleep. - Let's drink on it. 383 00:38:07,047 --> 00:38:10,244 We agree, I'm going to you and you come here. 384 00:38:10,367 --> 00:38:12,358 No, no! 385 00:38:12,487 --> 00:38:15,479 - The TV! - That has ? 386 00:38:15,607 --> 00:38:19,600 It is too violent. The dog gets angry, has a temper! 387 00:38:19,727 --> 00:38:23,515 That of the plaid was a good one idea, I was starting to have dolores. 388 00:38:23,647 --> 00:38:29,244 I did not understand you, you came home at night to propose the exchange ... 389 00:38:29,367 --> 00:38:32,359 ..and then nothing is done. Do you want to explain to me? 390 00:38:32,487 --> 00:38:36,480 - Be quiet ! - He's right, disturbances. 391 00:38:36,607 --> 00:38:40,600 Excuse me, she did three months ago a robbery in Milan in via Brera? 392 00:38:40,727 --> 00:38:44,640 - Is the Allegri accountant? - Yes. How are you? 393 00:38:44,767 --> 00:38:47,725 - Well. - Work? - You pull forward. 394 00:38:47,847 --> 00:38:51,840 - Are you still long? - No, 10 or 15 minutes. 395 00:38:51,967 --> 00:38:55,960 My girlfriend is coming and I should go and get it at the airport. 396 00:38:56,087 --> 00:38:59,921 - Do you mind letting me go? - Go. - Thank you. 397 00:39:00,047 --> 00:39:03,039 - Thanks a lot. See you later. - Be well. 398 00:39:03,167 --> 00:39:06,682 - Whatever you need, you steal it! - Agree. 399 00:39:54,087 --> 00:39:56,806 Careful, it's burning! 400 00:40:13,287 --> 00:40:14,686 Track! 401 00:40:22,287 --> 00:40:25,279 FRACASSO 402 00:41:35,407 --> 00:41:39,798 Allegri for the accountant sends me lead you to the villa. Benarrivate. 403 00:41:39,927 --> 00:41:44,318 - Thank you. - Giorgio has robbed the bank where you work? 404 00:42:09,087 --> 00:42:13,080 THE ENG SL S SWITCHES 405 00:42:17,207 --> 00:42:21,997 It no longer goes, yet and everything in order. Sara is a valvolina! 406 00:42:28,487 --> 00:42:31,479 What are they doing on that car? 407 00:42:31,607 --> 00:42:34,485 I have to find a way to go back home. 408 00:42:56,087 --> 00:43:00,478 - Thanks for the ride. - You are welcome. - See you later. 409 00:43:03,287 --> 00:43:07,803 - Mom, and a paradise! - Yes, but not for banking. 410 00:43:07,927 --> 00:43:11,920 - There's something underneath. - No, it was an opportunity. 411 00:43:14,687 --> 00:43:16,678 Candida! 412 00:43:16,807 --> 00:43:20,197 - Hello, Candida. - George ! 413 00:43:20,327 --> 00:43:22,966 George ! 414 00:43:23,087 --> 00:43:24,486 Hello. 415 00:43:24,607 --> 00:43:28,520 Thanks for the roses and the car, but I thought you were coming for me. 416 00:43:28,647 --> 00:43:32,640 I came, but I found the fog and I had to go back by motorboat. 417 00:43:32,767 --> 00:43:36,362 Good morning. Do I carry suitcases? 418 00:43:36,487 --> 00:43:39,763 - Gaetano! - Even the maid! You made money. 419 00:43:39,887 --> 00:43:45,484 It is a tenor of 5 million a month, there is something shady underneath. 420 00:43:45,607 --> 00:43:49,805 - Finira in prison. - It's a stroke of luck. 421 00:43:49,927 --> 00:43:52,122 Yes ! 422 00:43:52,247 --> 00:43:56,638 - Who is she ? - Lucia, the new one waitress. Do not you recognize me? 423 00:43:56,767 --> 00:43:59,759 - Who took it? - She, this morning. 424 00:43:59,887 --> 00:44:03,880 - How long? - 350,000 lire more contributions. Do not you remember? 425 00:44:05,407 --> 00:44:08,399 I would like to know who pays these expenses. 426 00:44:11,087 --> 00:44:14,682 - Why do you have a lot of money in your pocket? - If I have to take a taxi ... 427 00:44:14,807 --> 00:44:19,358 - It's definitely dirty money! - Where do so much money come from? 428 00:44:19,487 --> 00:44:21,876 I made a mortgage. 429 00:44:22,007 --> 00:44:26,159 - On what ? - On the dog. 430 00:44:28,607 --> 00:44:31,599 Come, I'll show you the house. 431 00:44:34,127 --> 00:44:38,723 - Who is it ? - Erpidius, the gardener. - Even the gardener? 432 00:44:38,847 --> 00:44:42,760 - Of course, there's a garden! - He has a killer face. 433 00:44:42,887 --> 00:44:46,277 Excuse me if I dare, accountant ... 434 00:44:46,407 --> 00:44:50,320 ..but how does he live in this luxury ? Does not work in the bank? 435 00:44:50,447 --> 00:44:55,680 It's a well-paid job because ~ full of responsibility and dangers. 436 00:44:55,807 --> 00:44:59,800 - Bello, Gaetano. - Sorry, I can not stand dogs. 437 00:44:59,927 --> 00:45:03,920 - I'm going to my room. - It does so, but it's not bad. - No ! 438 00:45:04,047 --> 00:45:08,040 - Do we do it next Sunday? - What ? - The wedding! 439 00:45:08,167 --> 00:45:11,557 (The dog speaks in Neapolitan): '' It is better to wait for the full moon. '' 440 00:45:11,687 --> 00:45:16,283 - What does the full moon have to do with it? - I did not speak. 441 00:45:16,407 --> 00:45:20,366 - Was it Gaetano? - Gaetano? 442 00:45:20,487 --> 00:45:24,036 Giorgio, did you think about it? 443 00:45:24,167 --> 00:45:29,116 - No, I would marry you right away. - I like you like that ! 444 00:45:29,247 --> 00:45:32,717 I can not wait until Sunday, you could not ... 445 00:45:32,847 --> 00:45:35,441 You should not. 446 00:45:35,567 --> 00:45:39,560 I would have organized, if you agree ... Ahh! 447 00:45:40,687 --> 00:45:44,999 Deficient! You got me for a porchetta? Rude ! 448 00:45:45,127 --> 00:45:49,120 - Sooner or later I slit your face! - A gentleman asks for her. 449 00:45:49,247 --> 00:45:54,241 - Who will be ? - Go look. - Later I'll explain my plan. 450 00:45:54,367 --> 00:45:56,756 Deficient! 451 00:46:02,087 --> 00:46:07,480 Good morning. I brought them back the car. It looks new! 452 00:46:07,607 --> 00:46:12,681 - Who authorized it to fix the car? - She ! 453 00:46:12,807 --> 00:46:17,403 - How much ? - We had agreed on 1,200,000 lire. 454 00:46:17,527 --> 00:46:22,362 - Can I pay in installments? - Do you want to joke? He has already paid. 455 00:46:22,487 --> 00:46:25,479 Tenga. See you later. 456 00:46:37,247 --> 00:46:41,445 I do not know how to thank you for the car. 457 00:46:41,567 --> 00:46:44,161 I do not know how to repay you. 458 00:46:44,287 --> 00:46:48,678 If you could give me a hand also with Candida ... 459 00:46:48,807 --> 00:46:52,800 ..magari sending the old woman out of the balls ... 460 00:46:52,927 --> 00:46:56,317 ..with an excuse ... drown it? 461 00:46:56,447 --> 00:47:00,440 - Candida, I'm going to take a dip in the swimming pool. - I come too. 462 00:47:00,567 --> 00:47:05,243 I see you agree! can also help me with Candida? 463 00:47:05,367 --> 00:47:07,756 It's too '' on his ''. 464 00:47:10,887 --> 00:47:14,846 You understand everything. If you want to watch while we do ... 465 00:47:14,967 --> 00:47:16,958 I did worse. 466 00:47:21,287 --> 00:47:23,278 I go to the swimming pool. 467 00:47:24,407 --> 00:47:28,798 You have nothing better to do what to go to the pool? 468 00:47:28,927 --> 00:47:33,318 - Do not insist, there are only a few days. - I can not handle it anymore. 469 00:47:45,687 --> 00:47:49,157 - Let's go upstairs. - And your mother ? 470 00:47:49,287 --> 00:47:51,278 Think about it. 471 00:47:52,687 --> 00:47:54,678 I wait for you. 472 00:47:56,487 --> 00:47:59,479 Of course, I'll take care of it! 473 00:48:05,087 --> 00:48:08,079 Giorgio, what's happening to you? 474 00:48:10,207 --> 00:48:13,597 - Because you threw me from the window ? - What are you saying ? 475 00:48:13,727 --> 00:48:16,321 What do you do with that ax? 476 00:48:16,447 --> 00:48:21,362 I wanted to eliminate ... When and your mother's birthday? 477 00:48:21,487 --> 00:48:25,878 I do not understand you. I go to the swimming pool, see you later. 478 00:48:32,287 --> 00:48:35,677 - Is tea ready? - Yes. - Leave it, I'll serve it. 479 00:48:35,807 --> 00:48:39,595 - No, I'll serve him. - No me. - Are you joking? I serve him. 480 00:48:39,727 --> 00:48:44,517 I bring it, a good landlord he must know how to arrange himself. 481 00:48:44,647 --> 00:48:47,923 A little bit of etiquette. You can not break my balls! 482 00:48:48,047 --> 00:48:50,845 As you wish, accountant. 483 00:48:55,847 --> 00:49:01,843 '' Erotichin '' for Candida, so it excites a bit. 484 00:49:05,287 --> 00:49:09,280 '' Sonnofort '' for my mother-in-law. 485 00:49:09,407 --> 00:49:14,401 I put it all, so he sleeps for a long time and do not break the boxes! 486 00:49:14,527 --> 00:49:16,518 For me smooth. 487 00:49:36,327 --> 00:49:40,798 - How good! Help Lucia? - I help everyone. 488 00:49:40,927 --> 00:49:45,318 - This is for her. - Is there sugar? - That's okay. 489 00:49:49,287 --> 00:49:52,279 This is for Candida. 490 00:49:52,807 --> 00:49:55,241 And this is for me. 491 00:49:55,367 --> 00:49:59,360 - Honey, you're gonna take my bathrobe, please ? - Immediately. 492 00:50:02,287 --> 00:50:04,278 Thank you. 493 00:50:09,327 --> 00:50:12,319 We drink tea, then I'll wait for you in the room. 494 00:50:12,447 --> 00:50:16,440 - Do not insist. - In a few minutes you will insist. 495 00:50:24,687 --> 00:50:27,679 - Did you sweeten it? - There's everything. 496 00:50:27,807 --> 00:50:32,801 - Do not sleep? - Indeed, indeed! 497 00:50:32,927 --> 00:50:35,919 I'm going to the room as agreed. 498 00:50:36,047 --> 00:50:41,041 GLORGlO SBADlGLlA 499 00:50:50,487 --> 00:50:54,082 - That gardener is not bad. - Thing ? - Almost almost I would do it. 500 00:50:59,687 --> 00:51:05,284 Cabbage! How I'm excited! 501 00:51:07,407 --> 00:51:11,400 When I arrive in the room I'm going to fuck! 502 00:51:15,327 --> 00:51:17,841 What a lust! 503 00:51:18,767 --> 00:51:22,362 How I'm excited! What happens to me? 504 00:51:25,087 --> 00:51:29,080 Soon he comes into action my stainless bar. 505 00:51:41,687 --> 00:51:46,886 - Erpidio. - Yes ? - How does the grafts do? 506 00:51:47,007 --> 00:51:51,000 Always very thoroughly. SQUlLLl Dl TELEPHONE 507 00:51:53,087 --> 00:51:58,081 Yes ? Who wants it ? The director of the bank? 508 00:51:58,207 --> 00:52:03,201 What a warm and sensual voice! 509 00:52:03,327 --> 00:52:07,320 - Can I give you some, big pig? - Mum ! 510 00:52:07,447 --> 00:52:11,440 - See you in an hour at the motel. - Mum ! - Who knows what a male! 511 00:52:11,567 --> 00:52:15,560 Ready? Such as ? I'm Giorgio's girlfriend. 512 00:52:15,687 --> 00:52:18,679 It was an interference. 513 00:52:18,807 --> 00:52:22,197 Mom, call Giorgio, Mr. Albani wants it. 514 00:52:22,327 --> 00:52:25,524 - I'm all a fire! - No, no trouble. 515 00:52:25,647 --> 00:52:29,640 George ! Giorgino! 516 00:52:32,767 --> 00:52:35,361 Poor love ! 517 00:52:35,487 --> 00:52:39,480 Cucciolone! He fell asleep on the sofa. 518 00:52:40,887 --> 00:52:46,484 Porcellone! Come here, on the ground and more exciting! 519 00:52:46,607 --> 00:52:50,395 - Tell me I'm your bitch! - Whore? 520 00:52:50,527 --> 00:52:54,122 Mrs. Anastasia, Miss Candida says ... 521 00:52:54,247 --> 00:52:59,241 - Excuse me, disturb? - No, this no longer serves. 522 00:52:59,367 --> 00:53:04,361 Forget Miss Candida. We think of us, love! 523 00:53:04,487 --> 00:53:08,480 - Where do you take me? - Come to the pleasure. Tell me I'm a whore. 524 00:53:08,607 --> 00:53:13,203 - Will not it be too much? - The eros knows no boundaries. - Whore! 525 00:53:13,327 --> 00:53:16,444 You are a beast, you will make me die! 526 00:53:17,967 --> 00:53:21,562 - Good morning, director, disturbance? - Please, say. 527 00:53:21,687 --> 00:53:25,885 - This is for her. - What is that ? 528 00:53:26,407 --> 00:53:29,797 - Confetti? - Yes. - Does it confirm? 529 00:53:29,927 --> 00:53:34,921 - No, I'm getting married. I would ask a few days of vacation. - Thing ? 530 00:53:35,047 --> 00:53:40,644 The stock market falls, the dollar rises, there is the P2, the layoff fund ... 531 00:53:40,767 --> 00:53:44,077 ..inflation, internal politics and the international one ... 532 00:53:44,207 --> 00:53:47,563 ..and she wants to get married, go on vacation and have fun? 533 00:53:47,687 --> 00:53:52,681 Tell your colleagues what he wants to do. Tell it! 534 00:53:53,487 --> 00:53:57,685 On ! Tell him if he has the courage. 535 00:53:58,407 --> 00:54:02,161 I want to make confirmation! Sl FEEL FROM THE SPEAKER 536 00:54:02,287 --> 00:54:04,278 What does he say? 537 00:54:11,687 --> 00:54:16,124 - Who leaves? - Mrs. Anastasia. - And his girlfriend. 538 00:54:25,247 --> 00:54:28,045 We hope not to have forgot nothing. 539 00:54:28,567 --> 00:54:32,355 - Here's the scoundrel! - Matches? Where are you going ? 540 00:54:32,487 --> 00:54:37,277 Let's go back to Milan, Candida it does not deserve this teasing. 541 00:54:37,407 --> 00:54:41,241 - I do not understand. - You know very well, do not pretend. 542 00:54:41,367 --> 00:54:44,359 The marriage was supposed to be two Sundays ago. 543 00:54:44,487 --> 00:54:49,925 Delays, unexpected events, misunderstandings. Missing clothes, publications ... 544 00:54:50,047 --> 00:54:52,242 It's not my fault. 545 00:54:52,367 --> 00:54:55,359 What a fake! I'll wait for you down. 546 00:54:55,487 --> 00:54:59,878 If you had second thoughts, you could say it. Why so many subterfuges? 547 00:55:00,007 --> 00:55:04,000 - I do not understand, tell me what happens. - You have suspended orders ... 548 00:55:04,127 --> 00:55:08,518 .. of the participations and clothes. 549 00:55:08,647 --> 00:55:11,844 You invented that the director it does not give you holidays. 550 00:55:11,967 --> 00:55:16,404 I asked them again today. It does not care, no holidays. 551 00:55:16,527 --> 00:55:21,555 - I did not cancel the publications and the clothes. - Was it the ghost? 552 00:55:21,687 --> 00:55:23,996 Eh! 553 00:55:24,127 --> 00:55:26,721 You also take me around! 554 00:55:26,847 --> 00:55:30,237 Between us and over, you will not see me again! 555 00:55:32,367 --> 00:55:35,757 I come from the typography to deliver the participations. 556 00:55:35,887 --> 00:55:40,483 - Seen ? - They brought the clothes, do they still serve? 557 00:55:40,607 --> 00:55:44,600 SQUlLLl Dl TELEPHONE Ready? 558 00:55:44,727 --> 00:55:47,719 Good morning, director. 559 00:55:47,847 --> 00:55:51,635 Thank you so much, get there. A month of vacation! 560 00:55:51,767 --> 00:55:56,158 - There is Don Alvino who says ... - It is all ready... 561 00:55:56,287 --> 00:56:00,280 ..the publications, the flowers ... 562 00:56:00,407 --> 00:56:05,117 - Tell me when you want to get married. - In a quarter of an hour. 563 00:56:05,247 --> 00:56:08,239 MARCLA NUZLALE 564 00:56:17,007 --> 00:56:20,363 - Because they get married So fast ? - I do not know. 565 00:56:20,487 --> 00:56:23,479 - I have not had time to find a decent dress. - Shut up ! 566 00:56:23,607 --> 00:56:27,998 - Maybe she is pregnant. - The mother or daughter? 567 00:56:28,127 --> 00:56:31,597 For me and the mother is pregnant. If you mean it with the gardener! 568 00:56:31,727 --> 00:56:36,721 You, Candida Melenghi, you want the present Giorgio Allegri ... 569 00:56:36,847 --> 00:56:42,160 .. as your spouse according to the ritual of Santa Romana Church? - Yes. 570 00:56:42,287 --> 00:56:46,280 You, Giorgio Allegri, you want the here present Candida Melenghi ... 571 00:56:46,407 --> 00:56:50,400 ..like your bride according to the ritual of Santa Romana Church? 572 00:56:55,287 --> 00:56:59,280 - No ? Of course ? - Do not you want to marry me? 573 00:56:59,407 --> 00:57:02,922 Yes ! Yes I want ! 574 00:57:03,047 --> 00:57:07,040 - Hurray the bride and groom! - Best wishes ! 575 00:57:23,127 --> 00:57:25,118 My love what are you doing ? 576 00:57:25,247 --> 00:57:28,637 - We're married now! - There are the guests. 577 00:57:28,767 --> 00:57:31,998 - Do not come and cut the cake? - We cut the rope! 578 00:57:32,127 --> 00:57:37,804 - Matches? - Let's go upstairs. - I recommend, treat her well! 579 00:57:37,927 --> 00:57:42,523 - Delicately. - I know how, Do I have to draw a little drawing? 580 00:57:42,647 --> 00:57:47,641 - Do not worry. Hello Mom. - Hello sweetheart. 581 00:57:47,767 --> 00:57:52,079 - Madam, how cute they were! - Thank you. 582 00:57:53,207 --> 00:57:55,596 Gaetano, come here. 583 00:58:03,487 --> 00:58:06,479 Do not carry me like in American movies? 584 00:58:12,087 --> 00:58:16,603 Here it is ! You did not come to the ceremony because you did not have the dress? 585 00:58:16,727 --> 00:58:20,083 All bales! You agree with that! 586 00:58:20,207 --> 00:58:23,199 Tell him we're married and we'll do everything else. 587 00:58:25,167 --> 00:58:27,761 It was moving. 588 00:58:31,007 --> 00:58:32,565 George ! 589 00:58:43,287 --> 00:58:45,278 Love... 590 00:58:55,487 --> 00:59:00,686 - It was wonderful. - Wonderful ! - Long last ! 591 00:59:13,687 --> 00:59:17,680 - Now let's do another one with music. - Wake Up ! 592 00:59:17,807 --> 00:59:20,196 What are you saying ? 593 00:59:20,327 --> 00:59:23,842 - Did I make love with her? - He is crazy. 594 00:59:23,967 --> 00:59:29,121 These questions, the radio on ... The tranquilizer hurts you! 595 00:59:29,247 --> 00:59:33,240 - Tranquil? - Yes yesterday when you fell down the stairs ... 596 00:59:33,367 --> 00:59:37,360 I was agitated and the doctor gave you a tranquilizer. You slept 20 hours. 597 00:59:37,487 --> 00:59:41,480 - What time is it now ? - 12.30. - Candida? 598 00:59:41,607 --> 00:59:47,125 He watched you all night. Now and went to the pool, but come back immediately. 599 00:59:47,247 --> 00:59:51,240 - I reach her. - Like the first night ... 600 00:59:52,367 --> 00:59:54,881 You have a lifetime! 601 00:59:55,007 --> 00:59:58,602 Call me 'mum' and let's get on with you. 602 00:59:58,727 --> 01:00:00,718 It does not come to me. 603 01:00:00,847 --> 01:00:04,442 But you, if you want, he can call me "accountant". 604 01:00:08,687 --> 01:00:14,080 - Hello. - Hello how are you ? - Very well. 605 01:00:14,207 --> 01:00:17,995 - I'm going to get dressed for lunch, I'll wait upstairs. - All right. 606 01:00:18,127 --> 01:00:21,836 After lunch, let's go to the room and ... save those who can! 607 01:00:29,007 --> 01:00:33,398 You need to be patient, it could have happened worse. 608 01:00:33,527 --> 01:00:37,520 Worse than that! 20-day vegeto. 609 01:00:37,647 --> 01:00:40,639 Have you ever seen a plaster cast like this? 610 01:00:40,767 --> 01:00:44,362 They put you in this way for your own good. 611 01:00:44,487 --> 01:00:47,479 ln this way I can not ... 612 01:00:47,607 --> 01:00:51,600 - Do not think of anything else! - It would be now, we're married! 613 01:00:51,727 --> 01:00:54,719 - He does not want ! - He who? 614 01:00:54,847 --> 01:00:57,839 You know who I'm talking about. 615 01:00:57,967 --> 01:01:01,755 Restart? Do you believe in ghost tales? 616 01:01:01,887 --> 01:01:04,276 Come on ! 617 01:01:06,407 --> 01:01:09,399 We will have all of life before us. 618 01:01:09,527 --> 01:01:12,519 leave me alone or the plaster breaks out. 619 01:01:12,647 --> 01:01:16,526 Sorry, you are right, maybe it's better to leave you alone. 620 01:01:19,487 --> 01:01:22,160 Candida ... I thought ... 621 01:01:22,287 --> 01:01:25,643 We could try head-on. 622 01:01:25,767 --> 01:01:29,555 Do not think about it. It's difficult for me too. 623 01:01:29,687 --> 01:01:32,679 I sleep alone, and better for both of us. 624 01:01:32,807 --> 01:01:36,197 Bravo, Gaetano, keep your owner company. 625 01:01:36,327 --> 01:01:38,443 Good night. 626 01:01:42,087 --> 01:01:47,764 Do not make that face. I know that you agree with the ghost. 627 01:01:47,887 --> 01:01:52,483 If I lose patience, I take off the chalk and I'll show you! 628 01:01:54,207 --> 01:01:57,517 '' Candida must remain virgin up at the first full moon night. '' 629 01:01:57,647 --> 01:01:59,399 You are welcome ? 630 01:01:59,527 --> 01:02:05,523 '' Candida must remain pure up at the first full moon night. '' 631 01:02:09,727 --> 01:02:13,925 - The radio is off, then you spoke. - ''Sure !'' 632 01:02:14,047 --> 01:02:16,845 All right. Good night. 633 01:02:45,287 --> 01:02:46,322 Forward. 634 01:02:46,447 --> 01:02:49,723 It's all regular, the throat is fine. 635 01:02:49,847 --> 01:02:53,840 It has no human vocal cords. He can not speak. 636 01:02:53,967 --> 01:02:58,358 I told him already. They can talk the parrots and the Indian blackbirds ... 637 01:02:58,487 --> 01:03:02,082 ..but dogs do not. - He spoke. 638 01:03:02,207 --> 01:03:06,962 - What did he say ? - One time he said that dogs do not speak. 639 01:03:07,087 --> 01:03:11,365 Ah! Because she is plastered in this way ? 640 01:03:11,487 --> 01:03:15,082 I took a dip in the pool while the water was going away. 641 01:03:15,207 --> 01:03:19,405 - Does the dog speak? - Yes. - What else did he say? 642 01:03:19,527 --> 01:03:24,521 That I did not have to make love with mine wife until full moon night. 643 01:03:24,647 --> 01:03:28,242 - Why? - He told her the ghost. - Ghost ? 644 01:03:28,367 --> 01:03:32,406 - What the double bass plays. - I understood. 645 01:03:48,287 --> 01:03:50,676 Two suppositories a day. 646 01:03:50,807 --> 01:03:54,595 - Are you putting them under the tail? - I'm for her. - Myself ? 647 01:03:54,727 --> 01:03:58,720 Put them for 15 days and the dog will not speak again. 648 01:03:58,847 --> 01:04:02,840 - Rest assured. Vada. - Thank you. 649 01:04:02,967 --> 01:04:05,959 SQUlLLl Dl TELEPHONE Ready? 650 01:04:06,087 --> 01:04:09,477 Moira. The elephant? I told you... 651 01:04:09,607 --> 01:04:12,599 .. must stay in bed ... 652 01:04:12,727 --> 01:04:16,879 '' Doctor, if it still behaves like this what should I do ?'' 653 01:04:17,007 --> 01:04:22,400 - Bring him here, I'll show him rabies. - Thank you. Treats. 654 01:04:34,487 --> 01:04:37,877 - Anastasia! - How scary ! - Now I scare you? 655 01:04:38,007 --> 01:04:42,000 - We keep the distances, give me her. - Whore! 656 01:04:42,127 --> 01:04:45,722 - Pardon? - You liked the other night. 657 01:04:45,847 --> 01:04:49,635 - Screanzato! - Whore! 658 01:04:50,567 --> 01:04:53,559 - And ungrateful! - I'm worried about Giorgio. 659 01:04:53,687 --> 01:04:57,282 For half an hour talk with the dog. 660 01:04:57,407 --> 01:05:01,195 Sara was the blow on the head, the fall in the pool. 661 01:05:01,327 --> 01:05:07,118 Your father was strange too, but he did not talk to the dog! 662 01:05:07,247 --> 01:05:11,240 - Take him to the psychiatrist. - I would like to that took away the plaster cast. 663 01:05:11,367 --> 01:05:15,042 When we were together, not it will behave more this way. 664 01:05:15,167 --> 01:05:19,240 If you want to talk, do it, but do not say things "to fuck a dog". 665 01:05:19,367 --> 01:05:22,325 You must learn, study, know yourself. 666 01:05:22,447 --> 01:05:27,646 The dog is a quadruped and it is man's friend. Repeat. 667 01:05:27,767 --> 01:05:31,203 It's a quadruped and it is man's friend. 668 01:05:31,327 --> 01:05:33,921 Is it too easy for you? 669 01:05:34,047 --> 01:05:37,244 So tell me who discovered America. 670 01:05:37,367 --> 01:05:40,279 '' Was it Frank Sinatra? '' 671 01:05:40,407 --> 01:05:44,400 You do not know ! Christopher Columbus ! 672 01:05:44,527 --> 01:05:47,917 What were the ships called? Nina, Pinta and ...? 673 01:05:48,047 --> 01:05:52,279 - Santa ...? - '' Santa Maria Capua Vetere, the country of my father. '' 674 01:05:52,407 --> 01:05:55,524 - You're an ignoramus! - Patience. - Tell me... 675 01:05:55,647 --> 01:05:58,923 ... because we do not have to make love until full moon night. 676 01:05:59,047 --> 01:06:02,642 '' Because that night at midnight they will be a thousand years. " 677 01:06:02,767 --> 01:06:06,965 - If you want, talk! - '' You and Candida you will live rich and happy. '' 678 01:06:07,087 --> 01:06:10,045 Candida, he said that we will become rich. 679 01:06:10,167 --> 01:06:16,356 - What are you saying ? I'm going to get the drops. - Tell her too! 680 01:06:16,487 --> 01:06:19,285 Tell Candida. 681 01:06:19,407 --> 01:06:22,319 Why are you so spiteful? 682 01:06:22,447 --> 01:06:26,440 - How do you feel? - Very well. Look ! 683 01:06:26,967 --> 01:06:29,765 At home we do four jumps! 684 01:06:29,887 --> 01:06:32,879 - Are you driving? - Yes. 685 01:06:55,647 --> 01:06:59,640 - I know what you have in mind. - Me too ! 686 01:06:59,767 --> 01:07:03,157 I sent mom shopping. 687 01:07:03,287 --> 01:07:06,677 - We stay alone. You're happy ? - Sure. 688 01:07:15,447 --> 01:07:19,440 - Yes, Wednesday! - What are you saying ? 689 01:07:19,567 --> 01:07:25,358 Maybe it's better to wait some day. Until Wednesday. 690 01:07:25,487 --> 01:07:29,878 - Why on wednesday? - There is the full moon, and more romantic. 691 01:07:30,007 --> 01:07:32,805 Giorgio, stop. 692 01:07:37,487 --> 01:07:40,479 You can not continue to believe to this story. 693 01:07:40,607 --> 01:07:43,599 dogs do not speak! 694 01:07:43,727 --> 01:07:46,719 You're right, they do not speak. 695 01:07:46,847 --> 01:07:49,441 Give me a kiss. 696 01:07:59,687 --> 01:08:05,523 - Do you still want to wait? - If not let's start now, I own you here! 697 01:08:20,887 --> 01:08:24,675 - Wait up ! - We are not for nobody. - All right. 698 01:08:24,807 --> 01:08:28,197 SQUlLLl Dl TELEPHONE The phone! 699 01:08:28,327 --> 01:08:33,321 Ready? They said to do not disturb. All right, wait. 700 01:08:33,447 --> 01:08:36,837 - Madam, and his mother. - We are not. - One moment. 701 01:08:36,967 --> 01:08:40,403 - I will be right back. - All right. - I wait for you ! 702 01:08:40,527 --> 01:08:44,281 - Hello, Candida? - Yes ? 703 01:08:44,407 --> 01:08:49,686 They invested me. I'm at the San Giacomo hospital. Come here. 704 01:08:49,807 --> 01:08:53,959 It's not a serious thing, but do it soon. 705 01:08:54,087 --> 01:08:56,885 Do not worry, I'll be right away. 706 01:08:57,007 --> 01:09:01,000 - Tell my husband I left. - All right. 707 01:09:05,287 --> 01:09:07,278 Come, honey. 708 01:09:09,407 --> 01:09:13,241 And she ? We do not want to be disturbed, out of the boxes! 709 01:09:13,367 --> 01:09:16,962 The lady came out, he was in a hurry and was agitated. 710 01:09:17,087 --> 01:09:20,875 - Where she went ? - You never know where some women go. 711 01:09:21,007 --> 01:09:25,080 I would never have left it alone a man like her! 712 01:09:25,207 --> 01:09:28,005 You drive me crazy! 713 01:09:28,127 --> 01:09:33,121 From the first moment I saw her I want to touch it. I can ? 714 01:09:33,247 --> 01:09:36,637 - Touch? - Touch. 715 01:09:43,047 --> 01:09:44,844 Accountant ! 716 01:09:44,967 --> 01:09:49,358 - May I ask you something I never asked anyone? - Yes. 717 01:09:49,487 --> 01:09:52,240 Does this evening cook ravioli? 718 01:09:52,367 --> 01:09:55,962 I did not call you, I have not had any accidents. 719 01:09:56,087 --> 01:09:59,079 It was your voice, I can not be wrong. 720 01:09:59,207 --> 01:10:02,199 You do not want to know if I called you? 721 01:10:02,327 --> 01:10:06,525 You look a little strange! This marriage did not do you good. 722 01:10:06,647 --> 01:10:10,037 - Do you want to go to the doctor? - I know what I have to do. 723 01:10:10,167 --> 01:10:14,365 - I'm going to the room. Do not disturb us until tomorrow. - Even! 724 01:10:14,487 --> 01:10:19,481 > She is an earthquake! > I have the turbo. 725 01:10:21,207 --> 01:10:25,598 - Accountant, let's escape together? - Yes, in Rovereto. 726 01:10:25,727 --> 01:10:30,721 - We open a laundry. - You did not get bored without me! 727 01:10:30,847 --> 01:10:32,519 Oh! 728 01:10:32,647 --> 01:10:37,243 Candida, it's you! She came to tell me that you left ... 729 01:10:37,367 --> 01:10:41,758 He asked if he could touch me and I asked her for the ravioli. 730 01:10:41,887 --> 01:10:46,677 - Everything happened kindly. - I do not want to see you ever again ! 731 01:10:46,807 --> 01:10:49,799 - Candida, a moment! - Accountant... 732 01:10:49,927 --> 01:10:54,523 .. we will flee together? - Yes. I'm going from my wife, leave me your number. 733 01:10:54,647 --> 01:10:59,437 - 723374. - This is mine. - Of course, I live here. 734 01:10:59,567 --> 01:11:04,925 I call you and if the master answers of your house, say you're your brother. 735 01:11:05,047 --> 01:11:09,245 Explain me What's going on ? 736 01:11:17,247 --> 01:11:19,238 Candida! 737 01:11:19,367 --> 01:11:22,757 Candida, wait! I'll explain everything to you. 738 01:11:22,887 --> 01:11:26,880 Wait up ! Stop! 739 01:11:28,007 --> 01:11:32,797 Stop ! I'll explain, Candida. 740 01:11:32,927 --> 01:11:37,205 - Candida, do not ruin everything! - You're the one who ruined everything. 741 01:11:37,327 --> 01:11:39,761 Ahh! 742 01:11:57,287 --> 01:12:00,085 - Candida! - What happened ? 743 01:12:00,207 --> 01:12:04,200 See what an accident you have combined! 744 01:12:04,327 --> 01:12:07,922 - What an accident! Go home with the waitress! - Candida! 745 01:12:08,047 --> 01:12:11,437 I did not want to be with the maid. It was not me! 746 01:12:11,567 --> 01:12:15,958 Strange things happen! You should be in the burning car. 747 01:12:16,087 --> 01:12:20,877 In the burning car? You're right, Giorgio, I'm sorry. 748 01:12:22,607 --> 01:12:25,997 Please take me away, I do not want to stay in that house anymore. 749 01:12:26,927 --> 01:12:30,920 - Taxi! - Milan 3 immediately. 750 01:12:58,927 --> 01:13:01,919 - Good morning. - Good morning. l gentlemen Allegri? 751 01:13:02,047 --> 01:13:05,357 Yes. How do you know? 752 01:13:05,487 --> 01:13:09,196 We have a reservation. Documents, please. 753 01:13:09,327 --> 01:13:14,196 - I forgot them. - I have yours too. 754 01:13:14,327 --> 01:13:18,957 - do the gentlemen stop a lot? - We would like to settle here. 755 01:13:19,087 --> 01:13:23,365 Do they want a bathroom in the room? - Yes, I have a bathrobe! 756 01:13:23,487 --> 01:13:27,878 - the baggage? - We left them at the beach. 757 01:13:28,007 --> 01:13:33,001 - Amedeo, accompanies the gentlemen to room 310. - All right. 758 01:13:33,127 --> 01:13:35,118 Sit down. 759 01:13:45,527 --> 01:13:49,122 - You are welcome. You will find yourself like at your home. - Thank you. 760 01:13:51,247 --> 01:13:53,636 This is our home! 761 01:13:54,767 --> 01:13:57,156 Is it our home? 762 01:13:58,447 --> 01:14:02,759 It is our garden! There are the mother and the gardener. 763 01:14:02,887 --> 01:14:06,277 - The hotel is gone. - How could this happen ? 764 01:14:06,407 --> 01:14:12,164 I do not know. I feel bad, I do not understand anything any more. 765 01:14:12,287 --> 01:14:17,919 - There is a hand of '' goodbye ''. - Do not joke, call the police. 766 01:14:18,047 --> 01:14:23,405 We tell that the dog speaks and the double bass plays alone! 767 01:14:23,527 --> 01:14:28,920 - So what do we do? - We do not care! It does not scare us. 768 01:14:29,047 --> 01:14:33,438 - We undress and make love. - No, Giorgio, I'm afraid. 769 01:14:33,567 --> 01:14:38,960 I can not stay in this room. I'll go there, we'll talk later. 770 01:14:40,887 --> 01:14:43,685 You really are an imbecile! 771 01:14:43,807 --> 01:14:47,197 You scared Candida, so pretty and kind. 772 01:14:47,327 --> 01:14:51,798 You're an idiot ! Keep your keys! 773 01:14:51,927 --> 01:14:54,919 From a hotel do you find yourself at home? 774 01:14:55,047 --> 01:14:58,039 For some time tell strange things. 775 01:14:58,167 --> 01:15:02,160 - Have you tried to make a cure? - Yes, the vet gave it to me. 776 01:15:02,287 --> 01:15:05,677 - The vet? - Yes, he gave it to me because the dog talks. 777 01:15:05,807 --> 01:15:12,804 I do not understand: the dog speaks, the hotel disappears, the pool is emptied ... 778 01:15:12,927 --> 01:15:17,079 ..the ghost... - I'm afraid of it tonight, I disguise myself! 779 01:15:17,207 --> 01:15:20,597 KNOCKING AT THE DOOR - Who is it ? > There is a plumber. 780 01:15:20,727 --> 01:15:23,116 Let him in. 781 01:15:26,087 --> 01:15:29,159 - Good evening, I'm the stagnaro. - Is delayed. 782 01:15:29,287 --> 01:15:33,075 I '' infrociato '' with the car. Where is the '' cesso ''? 783 01:15:33,207 --> 01:15:36,005 It is of the. I'll take you. 784 01:15:36,127 --> 01:15:40,518 - It should change the seal of the shower. - The shelter! 785 01:15:40,647 --> 01:15:43,639 - Do it with comfortable. - Yes. 786 01:15:47,887 --> 01:15:51,675 (sings) '' The lungotevere sleeps while the river is walking. '' 787 01:15:51,807 --> 01:15:56,801 '' Lonely my heart, disillusioned of love, wants to dream in the shadow! '' 788 01:15:57,327 --> 01:16:03,516 '' A wetsuit, a balcony up there ... '' 789 01:16:04,047 --> 01:16:10,043 '' ..oh Roman guitar ... '' 790 01:16:10,167 --> 01:16:14,558 '' ..accompagnami you. '' 791 01:16:14,687 --> 01:16:16,359 Thank you. 792 01:16:18,487 --> 01:16:21,923 Signo, I'm done. He owes me 20 '' bags ''. 793 01:16:22,047 --> 01:16:25,323 - Are you already away? - Yes I have finished. 794 01:16:25,447 --> 01:16:29,838 Comes to keep me company or afraid to do my husband wrong? 795 01:16:29,967 --> 01:16:34,757 What do you care about your husband! I'll show you the green mice! 796 01:16:41,287 --> 01:16:45,280 - How cool you are! - You look like a piece of ice. 797 01:16:45,407 --> 01:16:48,399 I've never felt such cold. 798 01:16:48,527 --> 01:16:54,045 - Yet the fire is lit. - Wait, I'll take the blankets. 799 01:16:54,167 --> 01:16:57,557 I'm cold. Giorgio, what's up? 800 01:16:57,687 --> 01:17:01,680 - We could not cheat it! - Who ? - The ghost. 801 01:17:01,807 --> 01:17:04,799 Brrr! How cold! 802 01:17:15,887 --> 01:17:19,880 Because he arrived suddenly the service of the inspectorate? 803 01:17:20,007 --> 01:17:24,000 - I do not know. - I'll take it. 804 01:17:27,687 --> 01:17:32,636 - Candida! - Hello. - What a nice surprise ! 805 01:17:32,767 --> 01:17:36,157 I came to greet you. Mom is waiting for me outside. 806 01:17:36,287 --> 01:17:39,677 - Let's go to Milan. - Why? 807 01:17:39,807 --> 01:17:44,597 You know ! That house and haunted, we can not continue like this. 808 01:17:44,727 --> 01:17:47,525 Let's take some time to reflect. 809 01:17:47,647 --> 01:17:50,639 Today is Wednesday, tonight there will be a full moon. 810 01:17:50,767 --> 01:17:54,760 I do not believe it, and a curse. Think about it and convince yourself too. 811 01:17:54,887 --> 01:18:00,086 - That made us life impossible ! - Merry, come here. 812 01:18:00,207 --> 01:18:04,200 Sorry, I'll be right back, I recommend, do not go away. 813 01:18:05,687 --> 01:18:09,680 - I was greeting my wife. - Prepare to greet us too. 814 01:18:09,807 --> 01:18:12,958 - Why? - We owe you this inspection! 815 01:18:13,087 --> 01:18:16,284 It is even bothered the general director. There he is. 816 01:18:16,407 --> 01:18:19,638 - Who and Allegri? - He ! 817 01:18:19,767 --> 01:18:23,999 She ? Good boy ! I am delighted. 818 01:18:24,127 --> 01:18:30,885 Maybe we'll have trouble, but she ends up in jail! 819 01:18:31,007 --> 01:18:36,001 - Why? What have I done ? - Since you and here ... 820 01:18:36,127 --> 01:18:39,119 .. we have eight robberies right away. 821 01:18:39,247 --> 01:18:42,284 It is obvious that there is a baseman. 822 01:18:42,407 --> 01:18:45,240 He lives them in a nabob villa ... 823 01:18:45,367 --> 01:18:50,680 ..and leads a life as a billionaire. How does ? - Justified! 824 01:18:50,807 --> 01:18:56,518 - It's a bit difficult... - Stop! This is a robbery ! 825 01:18:56,647 --> 01:19:01,243 My daughter can not be seen! We risk losing the plane! 826 01:19:01,367 --> 01:19:04,359 Stay here, do not move. 827 01:19:14,567 --> 01:19:19,322 Soon, call the police! There is a robbery. My daughter and them! 828 01:19:19,447 --> 01:19:23,076 Do not worry, honey, soon it will all be over. 829 01:19:23,207 --> 01:19:25,880 Forgive me ! I'm not leaving anymore. 830 01:19:31,007 --> 01:19:32,998 > Fermo. 831 01:19:35,567 --> 01:19:37,444 Police ! 832 01:19:37,567 --> 01:19:40,127 The police arrive! 833 01:19:40,247 --> 01:19:43,637 Stand still or kill him! Let us pass. 834 01:21:39,847 --> 01:21:42,725 - Come on, that man and a monster. - George ! 835 01:21:44,247 --> 01:21:49,241 - Very good. How did you do ? - What happened ? I'm cold. 836 01:21:49,367 --> 01:21:54,521 Yes ! When the gun pointed at you I became green with rage. 837 01:21:54,647 --> 01:22:00,119 - You are great ! - I ask her I forgive for what I told you. 838 01:22:00,247 --> 01:22:05,162 - Allow me to shake your hand. - Only against five! 839 01:22:05,287 --> 01:22:09,075 - Did I do everything myself? - Yes. - I apologize ... 840 01:22:09,207 --> 01:22:13,758 .. also on behalf of the institute. Lighthouse so that she is rewarded. 841 01:22:13,887 --> 01:22:19,723 - We have to celebrate! - Where is it ? The bar ? - No, to their villa! 842 01:22:19,847 --> 01:22:23,840 This is the right opportunity for inaugurate it. We're here tonight. 843 01:22:23,967 --> 01:22:27,357 - We have a commitment tonight. - We can not. 844 01:22:27,487 --> 01:22:32,003 All right. Tonight we celebrate! 845 01:22:32,127 --> 01:22:34,721 Yes, let's celebrate! 846 01:22:53,487 --> 01:22:58,880 - Only 250,000 lire a month? - A stroke of luck. 847 01:22:59,007 --> 01:23:02,795 - Is television good? - Yes, all the channels. 848 01:23:02,927 --> 01:23:07,921 - Is the ghost story true? - Well, they're not really ghosts ... 849 01:23:08,047 --> 01:23:11,437 .. strange things happen. - The dog talking? 850 01:23:11,567 --> 01:23:15,958 The dog is intelligent but does not speak, and an invention by Giorgio. 851 01:23:16,087 --> 01:23:18,681 We have one fantastic too. 852 01:23:18,807 --> 01:23:25,155 When I come home in the evening, recognize the noise of my car. 853 01:23:25,287 --> 01:23:29,485 (the dog speaks): '' I have to talk to you, hurry up. '' 854 01:23:29,607 --> 01:23:33,600 - What do you want ? - ''Be quiet !'' 855 01:23:33,727 --> 01:23:40,280 I can not stand you anymore, what do you have to tell me this important? 856 01:23:40,407 --> 01:23:43,399 '' Saraceno said that between 15 minutes and midnight ... '' 857 01:23:43,527 --> 01:23:48,123 '' ... and you have to send everyone away. '' - This is my home ! 858 01:23:48,247 --> 01:23:53,367 - I can not send them away. - '' Then he will take care of it! '' 859 01:23:53,487 --> 01:23:57,275 You and your Saracen friend you broke my balls! 860 01:23:57,407 --> 01:24:02,356 Do not overdo it or it's yours! See what I did in the bank? 861 01:24:02,487 --> 01:24:07,117 - '' You must not joke with the Saracen. '' - We'll see. 862 01:24:07,247 --> 01:24:11,240 Here is Mr. Allegri. A round of applause for our hero! 863 01:24:11,367 --> 01:24:14,120 Good boy ! 864 01:24:16,247 --> 01:24:20,001 A toast for our hero! 865 01:24:20,127 --> 01:24:24,120 Dear Allegri, allow me to spend a word ... 866 01:24:24,247 --> 01:24:27,762 VERY NOISY PETO 867 01:24:27,887 --> 01:24:31,675 Expensive ! You never did nothing like that. 868 01:24:31,807 --> 01:24:35,197 - My reputation is ruined. - It 'does not matter. 869 01:24:35,327 --> 01:24:38,717 - Leave us alone. - Director, I am dismayed. 870 01:24:38,847 --> 01:24:42,840 Nothing happened. I heard him sneeze. 871 01:24:42,967 --> 01:24:48,360 An elephant can do up to 50 pounds of shit a day. 872 01:24:48,487 --> 01:24:52,082 - He's crazy! - He never has used this language. 873 01:24:52,207 --> 01:24:57,201 - What do you say ? - It's my fault if i elephants shit so much? - Stop that. 874 01:24:57,327 --> 01:25:01,115 Mr. Director, I am dismayed! 875 01:25:01,247 --> 01:25:04,842 My son-in-law had never come down a lot of vulgarity. 876 01:25:04,967 --> 01:25:10,200 - Whore, let's go make love. - Erpidio! With you towards pleasure. 877 01:25:10,327 --> 01:25:14,320 - What have I done ? - You say vulgarity. 878 01:25:14,447 --> 01:25:18,042 - What I said ? - There is a limit to everything. That's enough ! 879 01:25:18,167 --> 01:25:22,763 - He's right, you've exaggerated. - Women think with the uterus. 880 01:25:22,887 --> 01:25:26,675 - Even this old troione! - Do not talk to my wife like that! 881 01:25:26,807 --> 01:25:31,005 - Who gave you the money for the TV? - Let's go away ! 882 01:25:31,127 --> 01:25:35,040 Calm! There is a surprise. We play a game. 883 01:25:35,167 --> 01:25:38,523 The whores on one side and the fags on the other. 884 01:25:38,647 --> 01:25:42,640 - I'm not a fagot! - This is not the game of lies. 885 01:25:42,767 --> 01:25:46,157 While I count up to thirty you swap your underwear. 886 01:25:47,447 --> 01:25:50,598 One two three four five... 887 01:25:50,727 --> 01:25:53,719 - I'm leaving ! - Greetings ! 888 01:25:53,847 --> 01:25:57,840 Why do you leave? Stay, nothing happened! 889 01:25:57,967 --> 01:26:03,325 THE DOG RLNGHLA Gaetano, leave me! 890 01:26:03,447 --> 01:26:06,837 Twenty-nine, thirty, thirty-one! 891 01:26:08,247 --> 01:26:11,239 Where are you ? 892 01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:16,160 - Where are the guests? - They left. - My wife ? 893 01:26:16,287 --> 01:26:19,279 Gaetano dragged her into the cellar. 894 01:26:23,927 --> 01:26:28,921 - Gaetano! Leave me ! - Candida, where are you? 895 01:26:30,367 --> 01:26:33,165 I'm here. Gaetano is pulling me. 896 01:26:33,287 --> 01:26:36,882 - What do you do here ? - Gaetano took me there. 897 01:26:37,007 --> 01:26:39,885 Why did you say those strange things? 898 01:26:40,007 --> 01:26:44,523 - I do not know. What I said ? - Volgarita. You acted badly. 899 01:26:44,647 --> 01:26:47,241 Sorry love. 900 01:26:49,367 --> 01:26:52,518 - Make love. - Let's go upstairs ? - Not here. 901 01:26:59,447 --> 01:27:01,358 Let's go away ! 902 01:27:06,687 --> 01:27:08,678 Help ! 903 01:27:11,407 --> 01:27:16,242 Since you messed up? Now let us out of here. 904 01:27:25,167 --> 01:27:28,159 - What's this? - Let's see. 905 01:27:31,087 --> 01:27:35,478 - What place is it ? - I do not know. - Right under our house. 906 01:27:37,607 --> 01:27:41,395 - How strange, it seems to me to have been there already. - When ? 907 01:27:41,527 --> 01:27:44,519 I do not know, maybe I dreamed it. 908 01:27:44,647 --> 01:27:49,038 Or maybe in another life. Do you believe in metempsychosis? 909 01:27:49,167 --> 01:27:52,159 - Is it a kind of bronchitis? - No. 910 01:27:52,287 --> 01:27:55,085 It is the reincarnation of souls. 911 01:27:55,207 --> 01:27:58,404 - Let's go upstairs. - Look ! 912 01:28:00,607 --> 01:28:05,237 They are two statues. Are fine ? How much will they be worth? 913 01:28:05,367 --> 01:28:08,359 Can not you find us similar? 914 01:28:08,887 --> 01:28:13,881 I go upstairs. Are you staying here? 915 01:28:14,007 --> 01:28:17,397 - Here we go ! - Yes. 916 01:28:17,527 --> 01:28:21,918 - Come, Giorgio, let's make love. - Here? - Yes. 917 01:28:22,047 --> 01:28:26,438 Today is Wednesday, there is a full moon. As you wanted. 918 01:28:26,567 --> 01:28:31,561 It is midnight. As always called Gaetano, and our night. 919 01:28:44,087 --> 01:28:46,078 Love... 920 01:28:46,607 --> 01:28:50,600 - Gaetano is watching us. - Who cares, and great! 921 01:28:50,727 --> 01:28:54,720 - But I can not do it. - Gaetano, please! 922 01:28:54,847 --> 01:28:57,839 A little discretion! 923 01:29:21,087 --> 01:29:25,877 - Thanks, Omar, without you there is not we would have done it. - Without them ! 924 01:29:28,007 --> 01:29:31,158 Let's hurry, I want to take a shower, I'm full of salt. 925 01:29:45,287 --> 01:29:47,676 It was beautiful, finally! 926 01:29:47,807 --> 01:29:51,595 I thought I saw us that we were flying on two white horses. 927 01:29:51,727 --> 01:29:55,117 - You needed to make love! - Yes. 928 01:30:16,127 --> 01:30:20,120 Gaetano had said so that we would become rich! 929 01:30:22,247 --> 01:30:24,238 Give me a kiss. 930 01:30:25,407 --> 01:30:28,399 '' They lived rich, happy and happy. '' 931 01:30:28,527 --> 01:30:32,520 '' And they did not give me not even a penny, 'sti fetenti!' '